Monday, September 15, 2008

Opposite Sex

If I could be the opposite sex for one day there are certain things I would do.
First, I would go shopping because apparently, there is something more enjoyable about this act for women than we as men. I'd spend most of the money in my bank account just so I could complain about not having any money. I might even have a crying spell over this just to see if it's any different in the new body of a woman. Later that night, I might would go out wearing some low cut, cleavage showing dress, just so I could chew any guy out who did not look at my eyes.

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